An Excerpt from Hey, U Up? (For a Serious Relationship): How to Turn Your Booty Call into Your Em

How to Pick the Perfect Blood Diamond for Your Engagement Ring So, the two of you are ready to make a lifelong commitment, and you’ve decided to forgo a blood oath ritual in favor of an engagement ring. Don’t worry, you’ll still have plenty of blood on your hands! A diamond ring is the perfect way to symbolize your eternal love for each other and your eternal indifference to the complicated politics of diamond trafficking.

An Exhaustive List of Shadow and Bones Biggest Season-Two Reveals

Welcome back to the Grishaverse, my little crows! Season two of Netflix’s Shadow and Bone finds Sun Summoner Alina Starkov on the run as she figures out how to bring down the Shadow Fold in Ravka, while her newest allies, the Crows, return to Ketterdam to get up to what they do best — wearing hats on a tilt and thievery! This season, the Crows pull off some of their biggest ruses yet, and perhaps not so surprisingly, so does the series.

An Ode to Solanges Best New Song Almeda

Solange. Before we get to hear one of the best songs on Solange’s new album, When I Get Home, the artist sets her terms: “Fuck these ho ass niggas,” a voice declares. (Let me go on the record here: yes.) “They all be talkin’, they all be sayin’ shit.” Another clearer voice clarifies: “Do nothing without intention.” It’s a refrain my own mom has repeated — sometimes with tenderness, and sometimes to scold me — often: Everything matters; everything should mean something.

And Just Like That Cant Stop Failing Its New Characters

I couldn’t help but wonder, Why is this show patently unable to render Lisa, Seema, Nya, and Che in unembarrassing ways? Spoilers for “There Goes the Neighborhood,” And Just Like That … episode nine, which premiered August 10 on Max.  Watching And Just Like That … consistently requires not just suspension of disbelief but a full-on mental break with reality. There’s too much absurdity, too much irrationality and illogic: Aidan’s abomination of a jacket, Carrie’s comforter gown for Widow Con, Charlotte saying “slurp the sperm,” Anthony’s baguette-shaped landline.

And Just Like That Recap: Swallowing Your Ts

And Just Like That Chapter Three Season 2 Episode 3 Editor’s Rating 4 stars **** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » And Just Like That Chapter Three Season 2 Episode 3 Editor’s Rating 4 stars **** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » Oh, friends, I really hate to do this, and from the bottom of my heart I apologize for starting things off this way, but I think I need to be earnest about And Just Like That … for a second.

And the Award for Most In-Love Celeb Goes To

It’s really not fair of Valentine’s Day to come smack-dab in the middle of awards season. To have to break up your social-media campaign for Best ____ with a post about your partner? Yawn. But seriously, folks. Famous love was in the air this Valentine’s Day/Ash Wednesday supercombo. Obviously, Mark Wahlberg posted about both holidays. But mostly, Wednesday was more for celebrating one’s partner (and occasionally brand partnerships).

And the Lineup for Jay-Zs Made in America Festival Is

FILE - In this May 14, 2012 file photo, entertainer Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter smiles in between interviews, after a news conference at Philadelphia Museum of Art in Philadelphia. The city where America was made is gearing up for rapper Jay-Z’s “Made In America” music festival, which officials estimate will attract 100,000 fans to Philadelphia over Labor Day weekend, Sept. 1-2, 2012 (AP Photo/Matt Rourke, file) Nine Inch Nails! Beyoncé! (Obv.

Anderson .Paak Defends Mac Miller Over GoldLinks Jealous, Grossly Unnecessary Comments

Anderson .Paak Christmas might be the time to tell people how you feel, but Thanksgiving is the time to get them in check and Anderson .Paak has logged on. On Tuesday night, the rapper GoldLink signed onto Instagram to post a lengthy, bizarre tribute message to the late Mac Miller, who died last September. GoldLink’s post, complete with praise and critique, and also a suggestion that Miller’s 2016 album The Divine Feminine was inspired by GoldLink’s mixtape And After That, We Didn’t Talk, did not sit well with .

Andr 3000 and His Flute Now Have the Longest Song Ever on the Hot 100

André 3000 didn’t just shock the world when he dropped a flute album earlier this month — now he set a record too. At 12 minutes and 20 seconds, the opening track of New Blue Sun is the longest ever to hit the Billboard Hot 100, entering the chart at No. 90. That song has a fittingly long title too: “I swear, I Really Wanted To Make A ‘Rap’ Album But This Is Literally The Way The Wind Blew Me This Time.

Andrea Jin Needs No Permission in Her Late-Night Stand-up Debut

As the video of comedian Andrea Jin’s October 25 set on The Late Late Show With James Corden fades out, you can hear Corden, who’s walked over to congratulate her, complimenting her on her delivery — which means a lot because we know how picky he can be about the way things are dished out. (If only she had appeared on the show a week earlier when this reference was still timely.