There are many cruel, off-putting, and violent things that happen in Martin McDonagh’s Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, but we are not here today to talk about any of them. Instead, we’re here to talk about a force for good: Frances McDormand’s revenge jumpsuit, which she wears as she goes about her daily activities, primarily plotting out ways to intimidate the local police force into solving her daughter’s murder case, and working at a local tchotchke shop.

By the time the Real Housewives of Atlanta episode “What Happened in the Dungeon?” aired this February, fans already knew what had happened: A mononymous stripper, soon to be introduced as Bolo, had allegedly had a private after-hours party at a scandalous bachelorette party in South Carolina ahead of Cynthia Bailey’s wedding. We had been informed that Tanya Sam and Porsha Williams were placed in the room, under suspicion of a ménage à trois with the guest of honor.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 1 Season 5 Episode 21 Editor’s Rating 3 stars *** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 1 Season 5 Episode 21 Editor’s Rating 3 stars *** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » This entire episode evoked the feelings of sitting too close to a movie screen — everything happened too fast, most of the conversation was blurry, and in the end I felt nauseous.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills The Girl with the Diamond Earrings Season 12 Episode 17 Editor’s Rating 5 stars ***** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills The Girl with the Diamond Earrings Season 12 Episode 17 Editor’s Rating 5 stars ***** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » This week on our favorite show, Women Eating Edibles at the Wrong Time, the women really ate their edibles at the wrong time.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Dressed to the 90210a Season 11 Episode 1 Editor’s Rating 3 stars *** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Dressed to the 90210a Season 11 Episode 1 Editor’s Rating 3 stars *** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » Okay, let’s get this out of the way right at the top: Yes, I wrote Erika Jayne’s (New York Times best-selling) memoir, Pretty Mess.

The Real Housewives of Dallas Killing Time in Austin Season 1 Episode 9 Editor’s Rating 4 stars **** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » The Real Housewives of Dallas Killing Time in Austin Season 1 Episode 9 Editor’s Rating 4 stars **** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » Brandi Redmond. Phoebe’s away this week, so I’ll be recapping the nutty women of Dallas in her stead.

The Real Housewives of Dallas Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? Season 1 Episode 5 Editor’s Rating 3 stars *** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » The Real Housewives of Dallas Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? Season 1 Episode 5 Editor’s Rating 3 stars *** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » Stephanie Hollman. Hey boo boos! I expressed my concern about The Real Housewives of Dallas last week, and unfortunately, those concerns haven’t gone away.

The Real Housewives of Dubai Salty Waters Season 1 Episode 11 Editor’s Rating 4 stars **** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » The Real Housewives of Dubai Salty Waters Season 1 Episode 11 Editor’s Rating 4 stars **** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. As a card-carrying member of the Academy of Reality Television Arts & Sciences, I know my way around a craftily edited dinner scene — and as I said last week, RHODubai clearly crafted a situation for the cast to trigger Ayan while also acting affronted that she reacted defensively in the last episode.

The Real Housewives of Miami Hampton’s Hangover Season 4 Episode 9 Editor’s Rating 2 stars ** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » The Real Housewives of Miami Hampton’s Hangover Season 4 Episode 9 Editor’s Rating 2 stars ** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » There’s something about this show that is nice and easy.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Shaddy Beach Season 8 Episode 1 Editor’s Rating 4 stars **** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » The Real Housewives of New Jersey Shaddy Beach Season 8 Episode 1 Editor’s Rating 4 stars **** «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » After 11 long months — exactly the length of time Teresa served in federal prison!